Stories: Too funny to NOT pass on!

Here are some of the funny things that Kayson's been saying lately.

Story 1:
I'm getting out of the shower... if you forget to lock the door, you WILL have a guest, no matter what. I'm out, toweling off... Kayson says "Momma's boobies." I say yes, as they are covered up... he lifts his shirt and says "Kayson's boobies... I like it!" Oh too funny.
Story 2:
Kayson's been coughing pretty bad the last couple days... and we are trying to get him to cover his mouth. He remembers less than half of the time. When you do remind him, he does it and bats his eyes and coughs hard into his hand. It's pretty hilarious.
Story 3:
Kayson is on his play phone... talking to Tate.
"Hi Tate... wok and cheese eat it... Papa come play... Teni (Aunt Tina) Momma hold you..." That's just plain precious.
Story 4:
In the previous 'story' - "Wok and cheese" = Mac & Cheese. For some reason he can't really say Mac. Ryan tried and tried with him tonight and he kept saying "Wok". haha.
Story 5:
Anything that we eat, Kayson will let us know if he "likes it" or "don't like it." (Of course this is when he's never even tried it!)
Story 6:
I tell Kayson it's my birthday today. He says "Haaaapppy Mommy!" and then he said it over and over again this morning while we were home. So sweet.

Ornery face. ;) He's got a real screwdriver in his hand... he 'fixes' a lot of things now.