A friend of mine sent some one-liner jokes the other day and some of them are just plain hilarious. I thought I would share.
How do you get Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it...
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
Dam!
What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick
What do you get form a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef
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